"I’ve made a horrible mistake."

Everyone who’s invaded Russia in the winter (via history-jokes)

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tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via lubricates)

  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

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alysiasrevenge:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

^^^

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Timestamp: 1406297649

alysiasrevenge:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

^^^

(via tiffanyluucifer)

choctawaukerman:

"May the Fourth be wi-"

image

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unstress3d:

People disapoint, pizza is eternal.

(Source: vogueila, via blowoffs)

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

(via trait)

ratchetmessreturns:

When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse. 

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ratchetmessreturns:

When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse. 

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